Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.
Quick Stats
6.5
TMDB Rating
2
Votes
1h 15m
Runtime
$5K
Budget
—
Box Office
—
Return
Key Crew
DirectorSamuel Hines
WriterColby Graham
CinematographyElliot Trout
ComposerMike Kilkenny-Patrick
EditorSamuel Hines
Produced by
Meta Skateboards
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Cast
D
Davis Lonergan
Happy Blonde Boy
C
Colby Graham
Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car
S
Scott Hendry
Scott Toolbanger
A
Andrew Martinez
Shirtless Car Accident Victim
A
Ann Hines
Receptionist
B
Bill HInes
Mad Doctor
J
Jack Spanbauer
Himself
A
Adrian Tennant
Door Man
A
Adam Smith
Bartender
A
Andrew Martinez
Greasy Bar Guy
K
Kaya Bersto
Kaya
C
Canyon Castator
Canyon
J
Josh Steele
Josh
S
Sheila Cummings
Sarah Caruso
M
Mike Carroll
Mert T. Nertson
