20095.6 / 101h 28mComedyFamily

Old Dogs

"Sit. Stay. Play Dad."

Charlie and Dan have been best friends and business partners for thirty years; their Manhattan public relations firm is on the verge of a huge business deal with a Japanese company. With two weeks to sew up the contract, Dan gets a surprise: a woman he married on a drunken impulse nearly nine years before (annulled the next day) shows up to tell him he's the father of her twins, now seven, and she'll be in jail for 14 days for a political protest. Dan volunteers to keep the tykes, although he's uptight and clueless. With Charlie's help is there any way they can be dad and uncle, meet the kids' expectations, and still land the account?

Quick Stats
5.6
TMDB Rating
797
Votes
1h 28m
Runtime
$35.0M
Budget
$96.8M
Box Office
276%
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Key Crew
DirectorWalt Becker
WriterDavid Diamond
CinematographyStephen Consentino
ComposerOdin Benitez
EditorRyan Folsey
Production DesignDavid Gropman
Produced by
Walt Disney PicturesTapestry Films

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Critics & Reviews

2 featured
Kamurai
3/10

Bad watch, won't watch again, and can't recommend. I love Robin Williams and Seth Green, but man, I don't know what is wrong with Travolta in this. I'm not a big fan of his to begin with, but he's just a jackass. Not only does he have a jerk character, but he looks like he's phoning it in too. "I'm here, I'm saying the lines." It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't the lead character. The movie is about THEIR business, and Robin's character's kids, but personality wise Robin has to play this push over character that can't do anything but take the punches, and he doesn't do abuse humor well. He's known for absurd humor, that the situation is ridiculous and out of control, not that he's suffering from it persay. I've also always like Robin William's connection to kids and that, at heart, he's a family guy. This character that lives isolated from his kids, that can't be fun was a poor casting for him. Honestly, looking at the story even, I don't know why anyone decided to make this, unless the right names made it happen, and they just left big blank spaces in the script that said, "something ridiculous and funny" and they just slotted in things like "Seth Green gets adopted by a Guerilla". Don't waste your time with this unless you're just on a Robin Williams marathon for completionist sake.

Written Sep 20, 2020 · read original
r96sk
3/10

I wanted this to be good, but it's anything but. There is nothing I enjoyed about <em>'Old Dogs'</em>, every second of its 88 minute run time is a hard slog. Robin Williams and John Travolta are the only reasons that I haven't rated this even lower, I'm not saying those two are all that noteworthy in this but their acting ability raises things up ever so slightly. The premise is incredibly lame and painstakingly predictable, while the comedy is very lazy - I didn't laugh once, there's not even a minutely chucklesome moment. There are some terrible attempted gags in there. A major disappointment, I wanted to like this due to the two leads but I just couldn't. Dreadful film. 2000s live-action Disney is mental. From the greatness of <em>'Pirates of the Caribbean'</em>, <em>'Holes'</em> and <em>'The Greatest Game Ever Played'</em> to the diabolical <em>'The Country Bears'</em>, <em>'Max Keeble's Big Move'</em> and now this. Rather incredible.

Written Nov 8, 2020 · read original

Cast

John Travolta
John Travolta
Charlie
Robin Williams
Robin Williams
Dan
Kelly Preston
Kelly Preston
Vicki
Conner Rayburn
Conner Rayburn
Zach
Ella Bleu Travolta
Ella Bleu Travolta
Emily
Lori Loughlin
Lori Loughlin
Amanda
Seth Green
Seth Green
Ralph White
Bernie Mac
Bernie Mac
Jimmy Lunchbox
Matt Dillon
Matt Dillon
Yancy Devlin
Dax Shepard
Dax Shepard
Gary - Child Proofer #1
Luis Guzmán
Luis Guzmán
Nick - Child Proofer #2
Ann-Margret
Ann-Margret
Martha
Rita Wilson
Rita Wilson
Gloria Lawrence
Justin Long
Justin Long
Troop Leader Adam
Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris
Condo Woman

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