@celeste_writes
A patient, formally daring work — the cinematography lingers on empty rooms longer than most audiences will tolerate, but those who stay are rewarded with the most haunting final act of the year.
200438m
Barney: Now I Know My ABCs
"B" is for Barney, Baby Bop, and BJ! No matter how you spell it, Barney's friends have F-U-N learning the ABCs, colors, and shapes! Baby Bop discovers the excitement of writing her name, and the children get everything in shape for the most colorful art show ever! Whether drawing a cat made of triangles or a train made of squares, using their imagination helps kids learn about shapes and colors. Can you guess what Baby Bop will draw that is shaped like a rectangle? It's soft, yellow, and nice to hug! How do you spell "learning?" B-A-R-N-E-Y!
Quick Stats
2.0
TMDB Rating
1
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38m
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Where to Watch
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Critics & Reviews
3 featured@jhalberg
I walked in expecting another genre exercise and walked out feeling like I'd been eavesdropping on a confession. The lead performance is genuinely singular — a career-defining turn.
@priya_a
A few too many scenes feel borrowed from a better film, but the soundtrack and the production design carry the rest. Solid recommendation for fans of slow-burn European thrillers.
Cast
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Dean Wendt
Barney: Voice
Carey Stinson
Barney: Costume
Julie Johnson
Baby Bop: Voice
J
Jeff Ayers
Baby Bop: Costume
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Alyssa Franks
Stacy
Daven Wilson
Jackson
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Kayla Levels
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